Wednesday, April 9, 2008

DIE RICH


Just in case some dictator/president should ever want to just how effective his nuclear warheads are, I wanna be prepared. That’s why these gas masks designed by Diddo Velema are going right up there on my next month’s shopping list. Sure they don’t look too comfortable to walk around in, but hey if anybody will let me walk around with a faceful of blingy diamonds, you won’t find me complaining. Velema showed them off at the Luxury Show 2008 in Bucharest, Romania so I’m guessing I’ll have to discontinue a savings bond or two to get one of these home.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't need one
because I have Divine protection.

Death is an illusion.

We don't die we multiply!

F-alse
E-vidence
A-ppearing
R-eal

Anonymous said...

Not in my Universe!


Peace & Blessings

Anonymous said...

Those will come in handy when pumping gasoline.

Read the lable on the gas pump next time you get some gas.

We have to pump our own gas now because the attendants were getting cancer from pumping our gas and the companies didn't want to pay the health insurance.

Welcome to America, lol.